Category Archives: Movies

Devine dancing

For the first time in a long time (but not the last time for a long time), I had the chance to go out to some live music over the weekend, to see Kevin Devine and Manchester Orchestra play at the Corner Hotel in Richmond.  In true FFC spirit, Kevin was the main drawcard for me, but Andy Hull & Co were pretty damn awesome, too.

I also bought his last shirt (seen here pinned to a wall).

I also bought his last shirt (seen here pinned to a wall).

Triple F wasn’t able to join me, so I was joined by a good friend who I am here dubbing Thomomys.  Both being stable professionals with long term partners, you can imagine that we’re a fairly sedate duo when we get the opportunity, quietly sipping our small lagers whilst enjoying the musical show from a respectful distance, filling the times in between sets with considered discussion about the stock market and the upcoming election.

Ha! Not really.  It’s mainly dick jokes, heavy drinking and excessive swearing followed by retreating to the local discotheque (which we did after MO finished up) to dance the remainder of the night away like a couple of quadriplegics falling down a steep hill.

This ole picture ain't us, but it sure is accurate.

This ole picture ain’t us, but it sure is accurate.

A couple of years ago, Jack and Merida were introduced to the joy of Studio Ghibli movies, in particular My Neighbour Totoro and Kiki’s Delivery Service.  Wishing to expand their experiences, Triple F obtained a copy of Princess Mononoke for Merida, thinking it would be of a similar ilk, but with a princess.

The cover art didn't indicate that maybe this wasn't so.

The cover art didn’t indicate that there might be scenes where someone’s arm gets shot off with an arrow.

Anyway, a few months ago, Merida chose a book from the local op shop which she wanted to buy and have read to her at bedtime.  The book?  This one.

Apart from Will Scarlet suffering some horrible

Featuring Hodor and Jared Leto, along with a very wrong Will Scarlet.

I loved Robin Hood as a child, and we had recently introduced Merida to the story via the best version.

You know, this one.

You know, this one.

So, it came as somewhat of a surprise to me to open the book one bedtime and find the first page instead featured a large picture of a man with an arrow through his throat, accompanied by the traditional introduction (Robin and Will evading the Sheriff’s men), though this one concluded with Robin shooting one guy dead (as pictured) and then them both stabbing a soldier each through the top of the head.

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No overt mention of them defiling the bodies, but it’s implied.

Robin, Will, Hodor and their band of gay merry men continue through the forest, graphically killing soldiers, assaulting clergymen and still somehow maintaining the moral high ground.  It’s quickly becoming Merida’s favourite story.

The text says he's pulling the arrow out, but the picture

The text claims Will is pulling the arrow out, but the picture tells the real story.

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Apparently, Will really likes ramming his pole in, whilst Robin (looking more Mel Gibson here) continues with the head shots.

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The clamming effect of being hit in the head with a volleyball

Triple F and I recently watched a film that we picked up whilst in Malaysia that we liked to call Bikini Party Summer but was actually called Beach SpikeIn an age old tale, a group of young adults are concerned that their local beach is going to be closed in order for a resort development to go ahead.  Their only hope?  Defeating the daughters of the developer in a beach volleyball tournament.

With kung-fu.

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We’ve all been there.

Why does the developer agree to this?  Because the aunt and uncle of one of the kids once rescued her from kidnapping (with their kung-fu, of course).  Alas, nothing more is mentioned of this rather more interesting backstory as the movie saves the runtime to focus on the two main stories the director wants to tell:

Firstly, the heart warming journey of the protagonists overcoming a near-fatal bruised hip to win the day and save the beach (spoiler alert!).

Secondly, the completely gratuitous tale consisting of slow motion shots of various women being hit in the head with volleyballs.

Over...

Over…

...and over...

…and over…

...and over...

…and over…

...and over...

…and over…

...and over again.

…and over again.

The Frozen Heart of Kragly Darkness Club

Not so many years ago, but more than I like to admit, I was passing the time as a university student and I stumbled upon a class called the Sociology of Culture which, by title alone, would seem to almost be the biggest wank that one could, theoretically, wank, if one were so inclined to wank the biggest thing one could get their fists around.  The first class, the professor proclaimed that we would read Heart of Darkness, we would probably hate it but, by the end of semester, it would change our life.

And, goddamn it, he was right.

To sum the class up, it was essentially a device to evaluate society through the frame of the stories we tell; to the professor, there were only three stories of which everything else was a variation and, even then, it was sometimes difficult to separate one story out.  If you think that sounds like bullshit, don’t worry, so did I.

To be honest, I don’t even remember what the three stories were – the first was, possibly, to do with the emergence of themes and ideas (as exampled as the story of Jesus’ birth), the second I can’t recall, even a little, and the third, which I remember because it resonated, was that of redemption and struggle.

The essence of the third story is the choice between accepting society or self destruction, usually through a crisis that envelopes the protagonist and causes them to question their place in life.  As you might guess, Heart of Darkness is the quintessential example, with both Kurtz and Marlow being confronted by the abyss, Kurtz ultimately realizing the meaningless of life (“The horror! The horror!”) whilst Marlow is able to reconcile himself with society or, some might say, deceive himself into believing a greater purpose (a redemptive illusion).

If dense Polish literature sounds like too much work, you can also try Apocalypse Now or, my favourite, Fight Club.  The bonus of these, of course, is that they come in easily watchable, 2 hourish chunks of entertainment (though the FC book is great, too).

What brought all this reminiscence on, though, was a conversation with Jack in the car, whilst I drove him to the holiday program at the local gym.  Jack, in the way of seven year old everywhere, was trying to digest the deeper meaning of recently watched pop culture (in the form of Frozen) and, in particular, whether Prince Hans was a bad guy or not.  Jack was of the opinion that he was overall nice, but made bad decisions.  I, on the other hand, held the position that planning to murder two sisters and usurp their throne put Hans firmly in dickhole territory.

As well as forcing me to enter into a lengthy explanation about lines of succession to a throne, the conversation also made me realize that Frozen does, in fact, align with the story of the redemptive illusion, with Anna playing the role of Marlow and Elsa as the lost Kurtz.  Of course, being a kids movie, they couldn’t really finish off with Elsa topping herself, so they both find their redemption within their ‘act of true love’.

With only half the trip done, Jack decided he better get some ipod games in before gym, and so left me in silence for 15 minutes to ponder this, with my thoughts also wandering to the Lego Movie.  Yeah, too late, stupid brain began the task of making things un-fun and now I’m foisting it on you, but again, the same themes are there, with Lord Business being Kurtz, teetering on the edge of destruction of society, and Emmet, the pure epitome of Marlow, complete with a literal abyss of nothingness to fall into, yet re-emerging with an even stronger sense of his own place within the society that he was able to restore (remembering, of course, that the structure of a ever-changing and imaginative society was the ideal before Lord Business began his shenanigans).  Of course, Lord Business also finds his illusion, because the alternative would have been an awful accident involving the solvent and/or Kragle.